There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Thong by P.Crumble & Louis Shea - Paper Back
There was an old lady who swallowed a thong.
I don't know why she swallowed the thong....
That's gotta be wrong!
This old lady is VERY hungry!
Watch out surfside as she chomps her way through just about anything - even a thong.
Surely She'll BURST!